See Also: Insanity
by W. Steven McDonald

Art and women
produce much the same effect.
And it’s an equal argument
which is more dangerous.
See also: Lysistrata

Creativity makes one crazy.

 But I suppose
ears and other extremities
can be done without
as long as it’s good for P.R.
See also: Van Gogh

Think about it.
You wouldn’t stick your face
at the business end of a skunk,
why a shotgun?
I guess the idea is
you don’t have to clean up the latter.
See also: Hemingway

It’s a cannibalistic and selfish profession.

But who else have learned
to make money
off the voices in their head?